A couple was leaving Church after Sunday services. “Did you see that designer suit on the woman in front of us?” the wife asked. “And the hat on that woman across the aisle? And the frilly blue dress on the woman sitting to your left?”
“Well, no,” the husband was quick to confess. “I’m afraid I dozed off.”
She gave him a sharp look. “A lot of good Church does you!”
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