A Protestant Bishop hailed a cab in front of Grand Central Station in New York City. “Take me to Christ Church,” he instructed the driver. The taxi driver obliged him by making the short drive to St. Patrick’s Cathedral. As the cabby pulled to the curb the Bishop became noticeably agitated. “I told you Christ Church,” he barked. With that, the driver turned and said, “Buddy, if He’s not here He’s not in town!”
— Joyce, J. “Comedy Quote Dictionary” (adapted).
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