Hugging

Many years ago, one of the “Dear Abby” columns was entitled “Hugging — The Perfect Cure For What Ails You.” The piece then listed the following benefits of hugging:

”No movable parts, no batteries to wear out, no periodic checkups, low energy consumption, high energy yield, inflation-proof, no monthly payments, no insurance requirements, theft-proof, non-taxable, non-polluting, and, of course, fully returnable.”

… Hugging is healthy
… It relieves tension
… Combats depression
… Reduces stress
… Improves blood circulation
… It’s invigorating
… It’s rejuvenating
… It elevates self-esteem
… It generates goodwill
… It has no unpleasant side-effects
… It is nothing less than a miracle drug
–Perry, E., Reprinted in New York Newsday, 9/18/90 (adapted).