Several years ago on NBC’s “Tonight Show” Johnny Carson read the following item from the lost and found column from a midwestern newspaper:
LOST DOG-BROWN FUR, SOME MISSING DUE TO MANGE, BLIND IN ONE EYE, DEAF, LAME LEG DUE TO RECENT TRAFFIC ACCIDENT, SLIGHTLY ARTHRITIC. GOES BY THE NAME OF “LUCKY.
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