Atonement | Church | Compromise | Consistency | Humor | Hypocrisy | Offerings | Time

WHOSE MONEY?
The preacher was taking a special offering. Suddenly the town saloon owner jumped up and said, “I’ll give $5,000 for the building fund!” The preacher was in a catch twenty-two situation and responded like this: “Thank you, but as badly as we need the money, I just can’t accept such money.” Then from the back of the church came this loud voice, “Take it Reverend… that’s our money, anyhow.”