TORN PANTS BETTER
A young boy came into the house covered with mud after finishing a rough day at play. “Mom,” he shouted at the top of his voice, “If I fell out of a tree, would you rather I broke a leg or tore my pants?” “What a silly question,” his mother answered from the next room. “I’d rather you tore your pants!” “Well, I got good news for you then,” the boy replied triumphantly. “That’s exactly what happened!”
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