D
R. SEUSS ON COMPUTERS The following was taken from a December 23, 1996 newsletter of First Card: If Dr. Seuss wrote technical manuals… Here’s an easy game to play. Here’s an easy thing to say: If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, The socket packet pocket has an error to report! If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, And your data is corrupted ’cause the index doesn’t hash, Then your situations’ hopeless, and your system’s gonna crash! You can’t say this? What a shame sir! We’ll find you Another game sir. If the label on the cable on the table at your house, Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,…
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