BRING HOME THE BACON
A woman from West Texas went to see the governor and begged for her husband’s release from prison. After a long wait, she was ushered into the governor’s office and proceeded to tell her story. The governor asked, “What’s he in for?” “Stealing a dozen hams,” said his wife. “Well that doesn’t sound too bad,” said the governor. “Was he a good husband?” “Matter of fact, he never said a kind word to me in all the years we’ve been married,” said the woman. “Was he a good worker,” the governor asked. “No, I wouldn’t say that. He’s pretty lazy. I can’t remember him ever having a steady job,” she said. “Well, was he a good father to the kids?”, he asked. “Well, the truth is, he’s pretty mean to the kids. Never pays any attention to them until he’s drunk. Then he’s mean to them.” “Ma’am,” said the governor, “I have to ask you, why do you want a…
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