COMEDIC QUIPS
Sometimes I think war is God’s way of teaching us geography. — Paul Rodriguez Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? — John Mendoza I had a linguistics professor who said that it’s man’s ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet. That may be. But I think there’s one other thing that separates us from animals. We aren’t afraid of vacuum cleaners. — Jeff Stilson The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it’s you. — Rita Mae Brown I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific. — Lily Tomlin
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