REAL LOSSES
A man was driving his brand new BMW at a rather high rate of speed. He drove onto an overpass with a sharper curve than he had expected. His car spun out of control, and he realized that there was no hope of keeping the car from going over a steep embankment. At the very last moment, he opened his door and jumped. Unfortunately, he caught his arm on the door. His arm was torn from its socket as the car and his detached arm flew over the embankment and burst into flames below. The man ran to the side of the embankment and mourned his loss. A trucker approached who had seen the tragic accident. The trucker stopped his rig and ran up to the man. The trucker could hear the man lamenting the loss of his car: “Oh, my car, my car, my brand new BMW!” The trucker grabbed hold of the man and said, “Hey, mister, I’ve got to…
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