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PUNS FROM NORM WILSON
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils. A three-legged dog walked into a saloon in the Old West. He pulls himself up to the bar and proclaims: “I’m lookin’ for the man who shot my paw!” Two atoms were walking down the street when they run into each other. One said to the other, “Are you all right?” The other answered, “No, I lost an electron.” The first atom asked “Are you sure you are all right?” The second atom repeated, “Yeah, I’m positive.”