UNBORING BOAR
A farmer wanted to breed his three sows. He had a friend who owned a few boars, so they made arrangements to get the sows and boars together. One afternoon the farmer loaded the sows into his pickup truck and hauled them over to the nearby farm. While the pigs were getting very well acquainted, he asked his friend how he would know if his pigs were pregnant. “That’s easy,” said the man. “They wallow in the grass when it takes, but they wallow in the mud when it doesn’t.” Early the next morning the farmer awoke, glanced out the window of his bedroom, and noticed all three sows wallowing in the mud. So he loaded them back into the pickup and took them for a second round with the boars. Next morning . . . same result. All three were wallowing in the mud. Disappointed but determined, the farmer once again took them back, hoping the third time would be the…
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