SMACK THAT BABY!
An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5 year old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see while he helped the woman deliver the baby. The child did so, the mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take the first breath. Then the doctor asked the amazed five-year-old what he thought of the baby. “Hit him again,” the youngster said. “He should never have crawled up there in the first place.”From Janet S. Oliver, Unity of Kauai, Koloa, Hawaii
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