BURNED BY THE BUSH
George Bush finally died and went to heaven. Things seemed to go quite well in heaven. Everyone was so friendly and caring- -except one person. George continued to enjoy heaven, but became more and more bothered by this one person who would not answer George when he tried to engage him in conversation. George’s irritation grew stronger until he had to confront this one man. George cornered him and asked, “Look, I know I was a Republican on earth, but those things should not come between us here.” The man he had cornered reluctantly replied, “Oh, it’s not that. It’s just that the last time I talked back to a bush, I had to spend forty years in the wilderness.”
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