GIFT WRAP IT?
After spending over three hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks and insane regulations at the Department of Motor Vehicles, I stopped at a toy store to pick up a gift for my son. I brought my selection–a baseball bat–to the cash register. “Cash or charge?” the clerk asked. “Cash,” I snapped. Then apologizing for my rudeness, I explained, “I’ve spent the afternoon at the motor vehicle bureau.” “Shall I gift wrap the bat?” the clerk asked sweetly. “Or are you going back there?”
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