THINGS MY KIDS TAUGHT ME: J
It’s more fun to color outside the lines. K If you’re gonna draw on the wall, do it behind the couch. J Ask why until you understand. J Save a place in line for your friends. K If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. L Making your bed is a waste of time. L If your dog doesn’t like somebody, you probably shouldn’t either. K Toads aren’t ugly. They’re just toads. J Just keep banging until someone opens the door. K Don’t pop someone else’s bubble. K You shouldn’t ask to start over just because you’re losing the game. L Chasing the cat is more fun than catching it. From Ann Landers column, Rockford Register Star, October 15, 1999 issue
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