BOMBECK RESOLUTIONS
Erma Bombeck offered the following New Year’s resolutions: 1. I’m going to clean up this dump as soon as the kids grow up. 2. I will go to no doctor whose office plants have died. 3. I’m going to follow my husband’s advice to put a little excitement into my life by living within my budget. 4. I’m going to apply for a hardship scholarship to Weight Watchers. 5. I will never loan my car to anyone I have given birth to. 6. And just like last year, I am going to remember that my children need love the most when they deserve it least. From Homiletics, Vol. 8, No. 4, October-December, 1996
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