TOO MUCH TO EXPLAIN
A man is by himself in a movie theater and is waiting for the movie to start. He leans over to a large woman who happens to be sitting next to him and asks, “Would you like to hear a funny blonde joke?” The big woman replies, “Well, before you tell it, you should know something. I’m blonde, six feet tall, 210 lbs, and I’m a professional triathlete and bodybuilder. The blonde woman sitting next to me is 6’2″, weighs 220 lbs, and she is an ex-professional wrestler. Next to her is a blonde who’s 6’5″, weighs 250 lbs, and she’s a current professional kick boxer. Now, do you still want to tell that blonde joke?” The guy thinks about it a few seconds and says, “No, I guess not–the movie is going to start in a few minutes, and I wouldn’t have time to explain it three times.”
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