THREE KICK RULE
Johnny Cochran decides to go duck hunting in Texas. He’s having a great time when suddenly a duck flies overhead. Johnny fires a shot and drops the bird, but it falls into a field on the other side of the fence. Johnny is climbing over the fence when an old farmer on a tractor drives up and asks him what he thinks he is doing. Johnny says “I shot a duck, and it fell into this field, and now I’m getting it.” The old farmer replies, “This is my property, and you are not coming over here.” Johnny Cochran is indignant and says, “Apparently you don’t know who I am. I’m Johnny Cochran, the attorney who got O. J. off in that murder trial. If you don’t let me get that duck, I will sue and take everything you own.” The old farmer smiles and says, “Apparently you don’t know how we do things around here in Texas. We settle disagreements…
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