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A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on an interstate road for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his hair, and he decided to see how fast he could go. As the speedometer climbed to 80 miles per hour, he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behind him. “There ain’t no way they can catch a Mercedes,” he thought to himself and went faster. The needle hit 90, 100, 110, and finally 120 with the lights still behind him. He suddenly came to his senses. “What am I doing?” he thought, and he pulled over. The police officer walked up to his window, took his license without a word and examined it, then examined the car. “I’ve had a tough shift, and this is my last stop. I don’t feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven’t heard before, you…
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