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I knew this fellow who went to seminary. He was brilliant, was first in his class, Phi Beta Kappa, about as bright as anybody who’d ever graduated from the seminary, but he had one failing. He couldn’t remember names. So he had to have these cheat cards in his coat pocket. He got up to preach his first sermon, looked out over the congregation, and started his sermon. “In the days when…” he pulled back the lapel of his suit coat and looked at the card, “…Nebuchadnezzar was king of…” he looked at the card sticking up out of his inside suit coat pocket, “…Babylon, he made a great statue of himself and ordered all the people of the realm to bow down and worship the golden statue. But among the people were three captives, three…” and he consulted the coat pocket again, “…Hebrews who were held as slaves, captives, who refused to bow down at the sounding of the trumpets! Their…
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