THREE MORE CRITICS
“If I had three more like you,” a rabbi tells one of his opponents on the synagogue’s board of directors, “! would be a happy man.” “What are you talking about, Rabbi?” the man responds. “I always criticize you. Why would you be happy if you had three more like me?” “Because I have thirty more like you. If I had only three, I would be happy.” From Jewish Humor: What the Best Jewish Jokes Say about the Jews, by Rabbi Joseph Telushkin
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