SANTA FORGETS
Despite the best efforts of child psychologists, a few kids still believe in Santa Claus. One kid was taken to the mall by his parents and stopped in a large department store to talk to Santa. With the little boy sitting in his lap, Santa asked, “What do you want for Christmas?” The little boy proceeded to list the many toys he wanted and then said to Santa, “You’d better write this down.” Santa replied, “Ho, ho, ho! Santa never forgets, little fellow. You can trust me to remember your toys.” Later that same day, they were in another store, and the boy stopped to say hello to Santa again. Santa leaned over and asked, “And what do you want for Christmas, little boy?” The boy kicked Santa in the shins as hard as he could and screamed, “I knew you would forget, you liar!”
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