THE MARRIAGE RULES
The Rules – Male Version 1. Most marital problems work themselves out if you avoid conversation with your wife about them. 2. When the husband forgets about the marital problem, it no longer exists. 3. A wife’s normal function is to point out the husbands faults and problems in the relationship. This is routine and requires no response. See #1 and #2. 4. When the wife starts nagging again, do one of the following: a. turn up the volume on the TV b. rattle the newspaper and grunt c. leave, for example — stay late at work, help a buddy rebuild his transmission or go to a bar 5. Whatever happens show no emotion but anger. 6. Remember, the problem must not be too important as long as she: a. hasn’t moved out b. still cooks 7. When the problem gets so big that she stops cooking or packs to leave, the husband may resort to EXTREME measures: a. buy her…
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