THE MAN WHO WOULD NOT BUDGE
When the usher noticed a man stretched across three seats in the movie theater, he walked over and whispered, “Sorry, sir, but you’re allowed only one seat.” The man moaned but didn’t budge. “Sir,” the usher said more loudly, “if you don’t move, I’ll have to call the manager.” The man moaned again but stayed where he was. The usher left and returned with the manager, who, after making attempts at dislodging the fellow, called the police. The police officer looked at the reclining man and said, “All right, what’s your name, joker?” “Joe,” he mumbled. “Where are you from, Joe?” Joe responded painfully . . . “The balcony.”
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