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DRINKERS’ PATCH
There were these two fellows from the backwoods who were driving down the highway in their pickup truck when they came to a sign that said there was a police blockade ahead. Jim (the passenger) said, “Josh, (the driver), there is a police blockade above. Should we get rid of all these beer bottles?” Then Josh said, “No, we should take all the labels off of them, then put them in the back.” So they did. Jim asked him why they were doing this, and Josh said, “Trust Me.” When they got up to the police blockade, Josh told Jim to put a label on his head. He didn’t understand why, but he put the label on his head. Just then, a policeman came up to the truck, and he saw all the bottles in the back. He asked Jim and Josh if they had been drinking, and Josh said, “No, we’re using the patch.”