WORDS OF WISDOM
Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, “Where’s the ceiling to this thing?!” Someday we’ll look back on all this and plow into a parked car. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives. Good news is just life’s way of keeping you off balance. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason. I considered atheism but there weren’t enough holidays. My inferiority complex is not as good as yours. I am having an out of money experience. I plan on living forever. So far, so good. Not afraid of heights-afraid of widths. I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it. From John Gudewicz
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