Character | Christmas | Genders | Men | Perfection | Purity | Women

THE PERFECT STORY
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Cherokee) along a winding road, when they noticed someone standing at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa Claus and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated rapidly, and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived. Who was the survivor? Here is the perfect answer: The perfect woman. She’s the only one that really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no such thing as Santa…

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