CORPORATE AMERICANS
You know you work in corporate America if . . . + You’ve sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies. + Your company welcome sign is attached with Velcro. + Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket. + The company logo on your badge is drawn on a post- it note. + When someone asks about what you do for a living, you lie. + You get really excited about a 2% pay raise. + You learn about your layoff on CNN. + Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you lose your best jokes. + Your supervisor doesn’t have the ability to do your job. + You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet. + Salaries of the members on the Executive Board are higher than all the third world countries’ annual budgets combined. + You think lunch is just a meeting to which you drive. + It’s…
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