CHRISTMAS JOKES
Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll. Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? A. Snowflakes. Q. What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time? A. Sandy Claus! Q. How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? A. Fleece Navidad! Q. What nationality is Santa Claus? A. North Polish. Q. Why does Santa’s sled get such good mileage? A. Because it has long- distance runners on each side Q. What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? A. Crisp Cringle. Q. What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? A. We’ll have a boo Christmas without you. Q. What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? A. Okay everyone, it’s time to hit the sack!
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