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SEVEN AGES OF MAN When you’re 20, you want to wake up romantic. When you’re 30, you want to wake up married. When you’re 40, you want to wake up […]

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Aging | Appearance | Appearances | Children | Humor | Mistakes | Perceptions | Perfume | Understanding

OIL OF OLD LADY A little girl hugged her grandmother and said, “You smell so wonderful, Grandmother! Is that Oil of Old Lady?”

Aging | Conservatives | Desire | Emotions | Idealism | Liberals | Life | Perspective | Politics | Protection | Reality | Risk | Youth

POLITICS & AGE Any man who is under thirty, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over thirty, and is not a conservative, has

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VICTORIA’S SECRET EXPOSED Victoria’s Secret has been discovered. The secret is that nobody who is older than thirty can fit into her stuff.

Age | Aging | Appearance | Change | Forgetting | Guidance | Health | Labor | Memory | Money | Priorities | Temptation

YOU KNOW YOU’RE GETTING OLD Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. There are three signs of

Age | Aging | Appearance | Appearances | Beauty | Children | Creation | Family | Humor | Life | Understanding

IMPROVED CREATION The little girl was sitting in her grandfather’s lap as he read her a goodnight story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book

Aging | Appearance | Attendance | Bosses | Children | Creation | Employees | Excuses | Family | Humor | Life | Reasons | Understanding

EXCESSIVE ABSENCES Attention: All Personnel Subject: Excessive Absences The following rules are now in effect: Sickness: Absolutely no excuses. We will no longer accept your doctor’s statement as proof, as

Age | Aging | Appealing Talk | Appearance | Beauty | Communication | Compliments | Humor

AGE-OLD WISDOM A man recently learned that compliments must be carefully measured and distributed when he told a woman she looked younger than her actual age. His exact words were:

Age | Aging | Attitude | Attitudes | Character | Future | Hope | Life | Poetry

AGELESS QUALITY OF MIND Age is a quality of mind, If you have left your dreams behind, If hope is lost, If you no longer look ahead, If ambitions fires

Age | Aging | Appearance | Beauty | Grace | Short Shorts | Youth

BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE Beautiful young people are acts of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art.

Aging | Desire | Goals | Humor | Jobs | Labor | Perspective | Stress | Time | Work | Youth

KEEPING AHEAD OF IT ALL The old plumber was admonishing his young helper, who was always taking coffee breaks. “When I was an apprentice,” he said, “we used to lay

Aging | Attributes of God | Comfort | Guidance | Providence | Sovereignty

ENCOURAGED BY CHRONICLES Uncle Billy was an elderly shut-in. One day, his pastor–a young man, still a seminary student, visited him. When the pastor rose to leave, Uncle Billy said,

Age | Aging | Attitudes | Desire | Future | Hope | Love | Poetry | Time | Vision | Zeal

AGELESS QUALITY OF MIND By Cecilia Payne Grove Age is a quality of mind If you have left your dreams behind If hope is lost If you no longer look

Aging | Art and Music | Growth | Joy | Leisure | Priorities | Time | Values

SOCRATES & TIME There is nothing more remarkable in the life of Socrates than that he found time in his old age to learn to dance and play on instruments,

Aging | Growth | Humility | Ideas | Leadership | Maturity | Perspective | Youth

JUDGING THE HIGHEST MATTERS You are young, my son, and, as the years go by, time will change and even reverse many of your present opinions. Refrain therefore awhile from

Aging | Agnostics | Death | Faith | Wisdom | World Religions

AGE & FAITH Not one of them who took up in his youth with this opinion that there are no gods ever continued until old age faithful to his conviction.

Aging | Death | Heaven | Opportunities | Opportunity | Short Shorts | Time

TIME DEVOURS ALL Time the devourer of all things. Ovid Metamorphoses IV, 428 found in Familiar Quotes by John Bartlett, p. 129

Aging | Desire | Desires | Short Shorts | Temptation | Time | Worry

AGE & TEMPTATIONS In time, you stop worrying about avoiding temptation. As you get older, it starts avoiding you.

Aging | Change | Life | Short Shorts | Time

TIME IS A CIRCUS Time is a circus, always packing up and moving away. — Ben Hecht, American screenwriter

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Age | Aging | Art and Music | Change | Energy | Health | Humor | Life | Music | Songs

TOP TEN SONGS FOR PEOPLE OVER FORTY 1 0. Let’s Get a Physical 9. Ain’t No Burrito Mild Enough 8. Johnny B. Olde 7. How Do You Mend a Broken