A LAMENT by Percy Bysshe Shelley O World! O Life! O Time! On whose last steps I climb, Trembling at that where I had stood before; When will return the glory of your prime? No…
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RELATIVE AGE OF OLD To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.
DREAMS OR REGRETS A man is not old until regrets take the place of his dreams. -- John Barrymore
ANUTS WITHOUT CHOCOLATE A preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation. As he sits on the couch he notices a large bowl of peanuts on the coffee table. "Mind if I have a few?"…
SECOND OPINION My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. -- Walter Matthau
MATURING JUDGMENTS What youth deemed crystal, age finds out was dew. - - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
BETTER TO THE END In addition to telling me that they want me around a long time, my children also like to cheer me up by saying, "You look good, Dad." Strangely enough, the older…
I WANT TO LIVE Today, Lord, I'm 80, and there's so much I haven't done I hope, dear Lord, you'll let me live until I'm 81. But then, if I haven't finished all I want…
OLD MEN & COMMUNION One Sunday after church, the pastor could not find his daughter. As he walked into the auditorium, he saw his daughter on the podium. Unaware of her father's entrance, the daughter…
HONOR AGE The fifth of the ten commandments bids us honor our parents, "that your days may be long upon the earth." I am not sure that people who honor their parents live longer than…
RESPONSES TO AGING There are only two things you can do about aging: keep getting older or die! Michael Hodgin
SLOW MEMORIES Two elderly women were discussing some of the problems encountered as they were growing older. One woman observed, "The worst thing about growing older is when you begin to lose your memory. I've…
SO MUCH CHANGE An old fellow decided to rejuvenate himself. So he took up jogging. He married a younger woman. He tinted his hair so the gray no longer showed. The man had so fully…
CHURCH MENTORS Robert Hicks discusses a mentoring program designed for seminarians at the Seminary of the East, and presents the mentoring process as that which facilitates the three ingredients of success: 1. the dream or…
FATHERS KNOW MOST A young boy was talking to his father about what little boys know and what their fathers know. The boy asked, "Do fathers always know more than their sons?" The boy's father…
PEOPLE PERSPECTIVES God loves a dangling Christian (totally dependent on him.) As we refresh others, we, ourselves are refreshed. Take time to love; it's God-like. Pretend you're a star and poke a hole in someone's…
FILM FOR THE MEMORY Everyone has a photographic memory; But some don't have film!
WANDERING MIND "Oh, Doctor, I'm so upset," said the woman. "My husband seems to be wandering in his mind." "Don't let that worry you," the doctor replied. "I know your husband, and he can't go…
OLDER MEMORIES I heard this several years ago. Seems there were three elderly ladies living together in an old two-story, wood-frame house. One night as they were all in the living room downstairs, one of…
GENERATIONAL KNOWLEDGE One of the subtle differences among the generations: people over 35 generally know their Social Security numbers by heart; people under 35 memorize their credit-card numbers; people under 15 know all the cable…