ATHEIST FUNERALS Question: “What does one say at an atheist funeral?” Answer: “Good Luck! All dressed up and no place to go!”
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MORE BULLETIN BLOOPERS Here are a few more bulletin bloopers. These bloopers came from a column by George Kellam: — Don’t let worry kill you. Let the church help. —
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BIBLE CLOTHES A little boy found an old Family Bible and began to look through it. As he was turning the pages, a pressed tree leaf fell out. “Hey, this
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THE KEY TO HAPPINESS Hagar the Viking and his not so bright sidekick, Lucky Eddie, are talking. Hagar says, “If there’s one thing I’ve learned over the years it’s this:
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NEW FRIENDS & OLD STORIES The nicest things about new friends is that they haven’t heard your old stories yet. — W. Cunningham
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STAND BY MY FRIENDS When asked about a pending bill in Congress, a senator replied: “Some of my friends are for it, and some of my friends are against it,
ONE MORE WORD A young soldier, serving overseas, was writing a letter to his fiancee. He had written only a few lines when he decided to express his great love
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BUNDLED UP FOR THE BATHROOM Show me a child who has just been dressed in multiple layers of warm clothing, driven to an isolated hill at the edge of town
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RELUCTANT STUDENT Did you hear about the little first grader on the first day of school? At lunch time, he packed up his crayons, papers, scissors, and paste and was
WHO DOES JESUS THINK HE IS Jesus, Moses, Elijah, and St. Peter are playing a round of golf in heaven. Jesus is playing an absolutely perfect game well below par.
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MORE STUPIDITY THAN HYDROGEN Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more
LITERARY LIP Artemus Ward says: “Chaucer had talent, but he couldn’t spell.” H.L. Mencken says: “Hamlet has been played by over 5,000 actors — no wonder he’s crazy.” James Thurber
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LAWS & AXIOMS OF LIFE Gluck’s First Law: Whichever way you turn upon entering an elevator, the buttons will be on the opposite side.
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LAWS & AXIOMS OF LIFE Law of Reruns: If you have watched a television series only once, and you watch it again, it will be a rerun of the same
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LAWS & AXIOMS OF LIFE Diner’s Dilemma: A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.
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LAWS & AXIOMS OF LIFE Edd’s Law of Radiology: The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body you are required to place on it.
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CANNOT AVOID SIN From the comic strip Calvin and Hobbes, on March 7, 1992: Calvin is playing and jumping in the mud. When he finishes his frolicking, he comes into
MILLER TIME or LINCOLN ON WORK When Abraham Lincoln was a young man he took a sack of grain to be ground at the mill. The owner had the reputation
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