RING THE BELL YOURSELF
A man was driving past a country estate and saw a sign on a gate post: “Please ring bell for caretaker.” So, the man rang the bell and an ancient old fellow appeared. “Are you the caretaker?” asked the man. “Yes, I am — may I help you?” responded the old man. “Oh, no,” replied the man. “I was just wondering why you can’t ring the bell yourself.”
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