POLITICALLY CORRECT SANTA CLAUSE ‘
Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck . . .
How to live in a world that’s politically correct? /His workers no longer would answer to “Elves”, /”Vertically Challenged” they were calling themselves. And labor conditions at the North Pole /Were alleged by the union to stifle the soul.
Four reindeer had vanished, without much propriety,
Released to the wilds by the Humane Society.
And equal employment had made it quite clear /That Santa had better not use just reindeer
So Dancer and Donner, Comet and Cupid, Were replaced with 4 pigs, and you know that looked stupid!
The runners had been removed from his sleigh;
The ruts were termed dangerous by the E.P.A.
And people had started to call for the cops
When they heard sled noises on their roof-tops.
Second-hand smoke from his pipe had his workers quite frightened.
His fur trimmed red suit…
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