DUCK TURKEY
The man on the scaffold was painting the building when he dropped his paint brush. As he leaned over the rail to watch his brush fall, he yelled, “Quack, quack, gobble, gobble.” Below a man walking under the scaffold was hit by the brush. “Why didn’t you warn me?” the man yelled up at the painter. “I did,” the painter replied. “I yelled ‘Quack, quack, gobble, gobble.'” “What does that mean?” the man hollered angrily. “Duck, turkey!”
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