TWO RED EARS
A common-sense-challenged man with two red ears went to see the doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears; it looked like they were burnt. The common-sense-challenged man explained, “I was ironing a shirt, and the phone rang. Instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.” “Oh Dear!” the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. “But, what happened to your other ear?” “The phone rang again!”
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