NOT TOO FRIENDLY
A woman at a grocery store was looking at the ice cream. Another woman came up behind her and grabbed hold of her hand. “Get away from there. You don’t need that. You’re already overweight. The startled woman turned around to face her critic. The woman who had approached her realized she had confused this woman with a friend. The woman gained her composure and responded to her critical assailant with these words: “You mean you have a friend!?!” Adapted from a submission by Doug Sabin, Grace Brethren Church, Reedsville, Pennsylvania
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