SET UP WITH WHISKEY
The local priest was driving down a country road when a second car careened around the bend, spun out of control, and crashed into the priest’s car. Both cars landed in the ditch. The driver of the second car walked over to the priest. “Mercy me!” said the priest. “You nearly killed me!” “I’m sorry,” Father,” apologized the young man as he took a flask of whiskey from his pocket. “Here Father, take a drink of this; it will calm you down.” The priest was impressed with the man’s response. “You are a most generous and considerate fellow,” said the priest as he helped himself to a generous portion of the calming liquid. “A drop of this stuff will be helpful at a time like this.” The priest then took another drink. Now that the priest was all calmed down, he offered some of the whiskey to this fine young man. The man refused the priest’s gesture. “Oh, no, Father,”…
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