JUST ONE DRINK
A man went into the same bar every day and ordered two drinks. He’d drink one, then slide to the other side of the table and drink the other. When asked about this, the man told the bartender, “One drink is for me, the other I drink for my friend who lives in Texas.” One day the man came into the bar, but only ordered one drink. “Oh,” asked the bartender, “Did your friend in Texas pass away?” “No,” the man responded, “I’m just on the wagon.”
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