BOSNIAN IMPORTS
Coach Bobby Ross had put together the perfect Lions team. The only thing he was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges, and even the high schools, but he couldn’t find a ringer quarterback who could ensure a Super Bowl win. Then one night, while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene in Bosnia. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Bosnian soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand grenade straight into a fifteenth-story window 200 yards away — ka-boom! He threw another hand grenade into a group of ten soldiers 100 yards away — ka-blooey! Then a car passed, going 90 mph — bulls-eye! “I’ve got to get this guy!” Ross said to himself. “He has the perfect arm!” So Ross brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football, and the Lions go on to win the Super Bowl for the first time in history. The…
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