SWEET REVENGE
I love the one sent in by Robert Dalke of Turpin, Oklahoma. He heard it on the local news coming out of Liberal, Kansas. It seems that an elderly lady driving a big, new expensive car was preparing to back into a parallel parking space when suddenly a young man in a small sports car zoomed into her space ahead of her. The lady angrily asked why he had done that when he could tell she was trying to park there. His response was simply: “Because I’m young and I’m quick.” The young man then entered the store. When he came back out a few minutes later he found the elderly lady using her big new car as a battering ram — backing up and then ramming it into his car. He very angrily asked her why she was wrecking his car. Her reponse was: “Because I’m old and I’m rich!” 73950
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