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COURTROOM QUESTIONS #2
Question: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? Answer: No. Question: Did you check for blood pressure? Answer: No. Question: Did you check for breathing? Answer: No. Question: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? Answer: No. Question: How can you be so sure, Doctor? Answer: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. Question: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless? Answer: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere. From Disorder in the Court

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