LITANY OF APATHY
We have the handsomest minister.
Isn’t that nice! He preaches the sweetest sermons.
Isn’t that nice!
He never angers anyone.
Isn’t that nice!
Our church serves the best bean suppers.
Isn’t that nice!
We oversubscribe the budget every year.
Isn’t that nice!
We have the most successful rummage sales.
Isn’t that nice!
Our Lord was crucified upon a cross.
Isn’t that nice! Written by Benjamin Bradford
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