PLAN AHEAD
A man in his middle years was on a Caribbean cruise. On the first day out he noticed an attractive woman about his age who smiled at him in a friendly way as he passed her on the deck, which pleased him. That night he managed to get seated at the same table with her for dinner. As the conversation developed, he commented that he had seen her on the deck that day and he had appreciated her friendly smile. When she heard this she smiled again and commented, “Well, the reason I smiled was that when I saw you I was immediately struck by your strong resemblance to my third husband.” At this, he perked up his ears and said, “Oh, how many times have you been married?” She looked down at her plate, smiled demurely and answered, “Twice.”
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