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MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS
The judge asked the defendant why he was arrested. The defendant told the judge, “I was arrested for minding my own business.” The judge looked at the papers before him and said to the defendant, “It says here that you were arrested for burglary.” “Yes, sir, your honor, that’s correct.” “But you said that you were minding your own business.” “But your honor,” explained the defendant, “burglary is my business.”