FOOD JOKES
How do they prevent crime at McDonalds? With a burger alarm. How does a hungry man eat a hot dog? With relish. Which candy can’t get anywhere on time? Choco-late. Which food is the best dancer? The milk shake. What food can never be a champion? The lollipop–it always gets licked. What fruit can you always find on coins? A date. Why should the lemon not get involved with the orange? It would sour their relationship. Why did the donut shop close? The owner too tired of the (w)hole business. What are the best two days for eating? Fry-day and Sundae. What happened when the race car driver gained weight? He went on a crash-diet.
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