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He was the happiest man at the wedding reception after drinking several glasses of champagne. He sidled up behind a woman, put his arm around her and said, “Let’s dance.” When she turned around he said, “Excuse me, I thought you were my wife.” The woman replied, “I feel sorry for her, you’re a poor excuse for a husband.” The man said, “Golly, you even talk like she does.” The Ohio Motorist (AAA).
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