WAKE UP CALL
A man was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was explaining to the driver that he was speeding, she noticed several large daggers in the back seat. “What are you doing with those?” she asked suspiciously. “I’m a juggler,” said the man. “I need those daggers in my act.” Still suspicious, the officer requested, “Well, show me.” So the juggler reached for the daggers and started juggling them. He was standing in front of his car juggling six daggers at one time–overhand, underhand, behind the back. He was putting on quite a show for the amazed officer. While he was performing, another car passed by. The driver did a double take, and then said, “I’m not ever drinking again for the rest of my life! I could never pass these new sobriety tests!”
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