DAVE’S TOP SIX
On Dave Letterman’s Late Show on November 26, 1994 Dave read his top ten list. He told the top ten “Signs You’ve Eaten too Much.” Here are the best six: Number nine was “Doctor tells you your weight would be perfect for a man who is seventeen feet tall.” Number eight was “You are responsible for a slight but measurable shift in the earth’s axis.” Number six was “You decide to take a little nap and wake up in mid-July.” Number five was “World’s fattest man sends you a telegram, warning you to ‘back off!'” Number three was “Getting off your couch requires help from the fire department.” Number two was “Every escalator you step on immediately grinds to a halt.”
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